what the hell, man?

I’m with Deebs here. The world is falling apart. Drag me to hell? Nope. We’re already there.

Need proof? There’s a guy who believes Lady Gaga—who may or may not be a lady!—is trying to use her brand of pop music to control our minds. After listening to her album and watching several of her music videos, I think I’m qualified to say this person is full of shit. Gaga told me so! Through her music! Related: I have a new head shot for the site. Thoughts?

This same guy (or woman!) thinks that Jay-Z is a member of the Illuminati and that the video for “Run This Town” has “occult connections.” First, let me once again set the record straight: Jay is not a member of the Illuminati. As a long-time member, I can confirm this as a fact.

Sure, he’s tried to gain acceptance, but fame isn’t the only way to get in. Sure, it was enough for me, but—I’m not sure if you’ve heard—I’m pretty important.

From the post:

So this is the video at face value: Jay-Z, Rihanna and Kanye West are performing in front of an angry mob, which is apparently out to overthrow the current order of things and thus “Run This Town”. The aesthetics of the video are reminiscent of movements led by rebel factions in third world African or Latino countries.

What the hell, man? You’re kinda racist. Also, have you never seen Mad Max? Are you unaware that those films have been the inspiration for other hip hop videos based in a dystopian future where fuel is scarce and law and order has begun to break down.

What the hell, man? Oh, actually, I do know. You’re a moron.